You’ll be taken into a secret place known only to Mayan Priests and those who have gone before you…
You’ll kneel down in the dim, candle-lit room (well, in your imagination anyway)...
You’ll whisper your birthday into the Priest’s ear (or well, type it in but you know what I mean)…
And you’ll be shown things about your life you would NEVER have known, unless you go on this adventure today!
The best part is, the whole thing will only take you about 60 seconds.
But it will change how you see yourself (and your future) forever.
All right...happy travels. Have fun.
And don’t tell anyone you’re doing this today (it’s a Secret Adventure for your eyes and ears alone).
Oh, and BTW? I did one myself. (I wouldn’t be recommending it otherwise, ha ha).
Which is how I know: this changes everything.
- [YOUR NAME]