SUBJECT: congratulations on your new job, {!firstname_fix}!
Ok hold on {!firstname_fix} -
Before you rub your eyes too hard, wondering what I mean by “your new job”...
Wait.
Let me explain.
You see, as the Cosmos, I have certain Privileges.
AND, one of those is, I got [YOUR NAME] to FWD this message on for me today! Ha.
Now, on to the important stuff...
There are, of course, some Universal Rules that I have to follow (like everybody does)...
But as long as I’m careful, sometimes I can not only see what’s already happened…
...I can also see what MIGHT happen in the future.
And today, as I was taking a quick glance at the future timelines, I happened to look down at a certain spot on Planet Earth and I saw...YOU! :-)
Now…
I can’t tell you what you were doing there (because that might mess up the timelines - you know, the Butterfly Effect and all).
But I CAN tell you two things.
One:
What you were doing in this future timeline, was very different from what you’re currently doing right now.
And Two:
You were getting paid VERY well to do it.
(I could tell, because of the new clothes you were wearing, and the amazing house you had just left to go out and go to work for the day).
Ok, now I have to trust you not to turn me into the “Cosmic Police”...okay?
Here’s the thing.
I was SOOOO excited to see this brand new you, stepping out to do the one thing you’re just perfectly suited to do...AND getting paid so well to do it…
That I broke the Rules.
Just a teensy, weensy bit ;-)
Because I’m actually not supposed to tell you what you did, on which day, to set all this in motion for yourself…
But I’m going to.
Ready?
You opened and read this super secret note: